Eat My Shorts!

Here's a long sleeve shirt I begged my mom to give me about 6 years ago. It was actually a birthday gift for her pretty skinny friend (without any offense), she was sort of a fan I guess. But so was I, so I told my mom that I really liked it and I wanted it. She smiled and said "No" at first (I think) but she ended up giving it to me anyway.

Unfortunately, since last year, the shirt no longer fits me.

In grade 5, I wore this to school once and then my teacher called me out of class and said "Put your sweater back on and do not wear this school anymore." and then she sort of gave me a look. It was pretty embarrassing and scary. The reason I thought it would be fine to wear this shirt because one of my classmates wore a t-shirt that had "SEXY ARMY" on it. I wasn't following but I recently noticed that she never got in trouble so I thought if she's not getting in trouble then why won't I wear my shirt.

Some of you might be saying "Well, it's a BUTT!" and I say "Well, that shirt says 'SEXY ARMY' on it" so shouldn't that be just as bad to wear in grade five? I don't know, that's my opinion and I'm not planning on changing my mind.

-VALy, <3